yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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