Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My vagina is very pro this idea
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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