i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We're not piercing ourselves today.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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