Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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