If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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