it glows. i had to have it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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