Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Found your dick twin last night
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I have aggressive nipples.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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