I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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