my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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