I need help removing her.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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