I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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