it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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