Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
thus making me awesome and them whores
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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