I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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