can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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