What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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