can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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