Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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