i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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