actually, I'm a sock model
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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