look no pants
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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