My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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