Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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