the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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