sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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