Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
