I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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