Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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