I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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