haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i was born a porn star she said
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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