Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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