Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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