Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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