Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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