xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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