I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
