He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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