people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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