google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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