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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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