Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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