But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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