And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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