Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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