1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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