they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize