Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Couch. On fire.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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