Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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