that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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