Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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