i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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