you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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