Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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