yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Are you 5:30 blackout again?