no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
