even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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