Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Panties = found
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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