I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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