did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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