You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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