Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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