I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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